I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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