Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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