just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
And the cops told us we were all naked.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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