Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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