i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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