I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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