Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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