I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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