The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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