He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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