i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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