What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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