all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
