are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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