Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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