So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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