I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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