physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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