help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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