does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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