If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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