my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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