fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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