i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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