FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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