Small penises have feelings too.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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