a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I have tasted many bathrooms
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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