Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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