so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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