I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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