Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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