i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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