I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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