What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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