You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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