I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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