I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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