Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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