stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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