I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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