I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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