We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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