Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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