everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
