its not stalking. its research.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Two words: blizzard sex
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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