There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i want to swaddle you in tequila
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I touched a dick in church today
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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