i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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