you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
