So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
