the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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